So, the world famous Spice Girls have reformed.
This comes to me as no real surprise.
It was inevitable that 'Posh' would start to feel shunned by the 'stardom' of her husband, that 'Ginger' would get depressed over her failed solo career and that 'Scary' would shag Eddie Murphy. So the only foreseeable option was a reunion! Woo! etc.
I'm not too 'anti' when it comes to reunions (take Izzy Stradlin making friends with Axl Rose again, and playing some shows... That was 'gold'). However, the motive for doing so, i always question.
All of their crap lives seemed to have reached a crescendo of shit, and a quick way of making some dosh for paternity lawsuit/diet/trying to get people to look at you for something other than your husband seemed to be as easy to predict as Paris Hiltons' sudden change in 'post-captivity morals' to achieve.
I for one will definitely be watching the new Spice Girls or should i say Spliced Girls (regarding the alleged voice-syncing with a studio track) whenever they get screened my TV, for purely research purposes ('wink wink', 'nudge nudge', 'fumble fumble', etc.)
Other than the most important story on the planet (obviously being this), it seems to not feel very different at all that Captain Black from Captain Scarlet has taken over as PM.... It even feels soothing at the prospect of him 'turning bad', just like the real Captain Black, and then starting a war with Russia, or something else that's really fun....
Anyway, Bye!
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Captain Black was a Mysteron whose name should not be mentioned lightly. He never spoke himself. The Spice girls, on the other hand, were beautiful Siren-like singers.
I am planning a reunion with my good friend Jack Daniles right about NOW.
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