The time has come for the filth that is 'Big Brother' to again pollute our usual television viewing. Everybody i speak to seems to be aware of it's nauseating nafness, but they still watch it....
What i've never really understood is the 'pleasure' that some obviously derive in sitting down on their sofas, watching other people do exactly the same thing..
Is it the 'closet voyeur' that is burning inside of the masses, telling them to keep watching, incase something exciting happens ('John has poured a glass of milk and drank it!' or 'Charlotte has performed a variety of interesting relocation acts: she has sat on the sofa, and then a futon, and then went back to the sofa')
The program really is just a fix for pedants and sexual deviants...
That is why i am (as with every edition of Big Brother since watching an hour of one of the series' a few years ago) continuing to boycott this wad of wank and watch real television (like CBBC and 'Friends' (i am of course joking. Those two things are joint second on the "Jones' list of deplorable broadcasting"))
As mentioned on the blog of Paul Rose, i am no doubt going to be excluded from numerous 'Big Bruv' conversations in the coming future, but the knowledge that i haven't succumbed to the daft 'mob mentality' viewing of this trash is keeping me going!
In other news:
There's some girl missing in Portugal. Apparently.
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