Summer-ness

"God it's hot."
Slightly stupid remark to make, i know, as 'god' doesn't seem to help.... However, that's what i seem to have being exclaiming a lot of recent; what with the really hot weather!

Easter seemed to have been a bit of an interesting time. It started off like any other 'period of rest' (me, mundanely fumbling about the house, trying to make use of my time), but evolved to be something far more interesting!
Elaboration:
Due to being (what i like to think) a 'hard bastard', over easter, my alcohol consumption switched from beer, which, as we all know, is a drink for women, children and homosexuals (of which i am none! (well...)) to SPIRRITTSSS.
Basically, my nice bottle of absinthe got opened up, to mark the death of Christ (or whatever easter is about...), and as a consequence, my throat lining hasn't been the same since.
Drinking a shot of it seemed to create a mini napalm-strike, and, unlike other spirits, it stays for about five minutes.... This came as a small inconvenience to begin with, but evolved into some kind of sado-masochistic game.....

With further thought, Easter wasn't all that good. The best bit was really the above...

There was the odd bit of 'blinding everybody with my amazing frame' whilst sunbathing, but i didn't deem it worthy of blog-mentioning...

Other than my devoted religious beliefs, i haven't really done loads of recent, as the sun seems to be turning me into a stereotypical Mexan. Everything is too much effort, and when i do eventually begin to do something, it's just 'too damn hot'.
One solution, however, is this: do not hassle yourself with work in the first place!
(Other solutions of similar nature are welcome (providing they do not involve work))

This blog, as summer wages on, will become updated less and less frequently (i predict), so hopefully, the updates that do occur, will be of some vague interest.. to someone...

Goodbye!