Hello there
Isn't this interesting. Aye?
My first 'blog'. I always used to think the act of 'doing a blog' was reserved for fat 'internet people' with nothing better to do with their lives.
It turns out i was right!
(But i am not really fat. No, really, i'm not!)
The topic of my first bloggg will be this:
bureaucracy
Don't ya just hate it? (yes, you do)
I've had a particularly bad experience with the consequences of this medium-length word at my sixth form. Yes, it can strike anywhere (yes, even there (anus)).
Basically, as some new intiative (presumably invented by opiate addicts, due to it being incredibly absract, inconsistent and preachey... (yes, all opium addicts are abstract, inconsistent and preachey)) the sixth form has begun to make us fill out "individual learning plans".
These sound like something that may be given to retarded nursery (kindergarden, for the Americans out there) children in order to plot out what to do during the duration of their morning play. However, the target market for the Individual Learning Plan (ILP, for short) is far from this (not so far, judging by some of my friends).
We are aged 17-18, and when given such painstakingly mundane and patronising activity questions, such as "How can you strike up a healthy lifestyle, between 'leisure time' and 'work time'?", i begin to wonder if having a mental age above 5 (infact, even having a mental age) is a requirement when wanting to pursure high(er) education.
Not to worry though. I, in my usual 'unconventional' form, have decided to create a model reply to the latest 'ILP' brainache.
It can be found here: http://download.yousendit.com/7C871E803D9AB4CE
Note its pettyness.
Now, i'm off.
"tune in" next time!
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